it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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