im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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