Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
tell me about the fingering
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