I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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