I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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