Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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