But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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