...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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