Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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