I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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