u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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