it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
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