Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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