she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
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