Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
