Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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