Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
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