this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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