yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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