my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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