: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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