i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I just gargled with NyQuil
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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