Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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