Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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