I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
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I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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