Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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