Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
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dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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