Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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