come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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