I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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