she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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