saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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