I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
worst night to have a conscience
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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