How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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