He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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