Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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