He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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