No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
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Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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