my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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