You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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