For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
we're making bets on your personal life
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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