I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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