Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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