Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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