There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Randomize
