I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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