You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
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