Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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