There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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