Everything about him screamed your future.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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