dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
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