and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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