problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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